Clean signage, no English, a wooden bench perched outside like some takeaway joint. Menya Hanabi. A simple place. Clearly focused on efficiency and the food rather than anything extravagant. Step inside, and you hit a mass of solo diners. Heads down, slurping thick steaming noodles, thoughts pummelling through them. It felt like walking into an office where everyone hated each other and would rather eat alone. All suited up, hair over their eyes, no sudden movements, flinching at anything that brushed them.
The interior was interesting. Interesting in the way that makes you ask whether construction had actually finished. Plywood still exposed around the kitchen counters, wires and random chargers flailing loose, waiting to electrocute someone. Lamps hanging ajar overhead, primed for a head smack. But we are in Asia, and the staff flew around the place like the world had just ended. Sitting down, I felt thoroughly reassured this spot was the real thing.
The menu, well, nothing surprising. Couldn’t understand half of it, even though it was in English. The words were in Japanese. So I stepped back into my early days, staring at the pictures with my mouth open like I knew exactly what was in each dish. Went for the easy option. The one with a star next to it, taking up a whole page. The dish people come from far and wide for. The Nagoya Mazesoba.
Nagoya, not Taiwan, despite what the name leads you to believe. The thing was invented in Nagoya around 2008, a Japanese spin on a Taiwanese minced pork noodle, and from there it went chain shop, then global. Another dish quietly lifted, sharpened, and sold back to the world. The Japanese are good at that.
Small at 24RM, large at 26RM. Two ringgit between them, which felt like a con. Everyone’s sitting there with the big bowl. A cheeky little upsell. Had to add the gyozas, as always. You can tell a place by them.
The restaurant was filled with steam and chatter. Mostly the staff screaming across the room and the clash of pans in the kitchen. The food soon arrived. The mazesoba landing before the dumplings is always a bit odd, but food in front of you is a good sign regardless. The dish came neatly presented, each part walled off from the next. It reminded me of being a child, picking meals apart and taste testing before saving the best for last. That didn’t last long. Aesthetically I lifted the thick soba up to the roof before splatting it down, mixing the condiments into a thick sludge. The gloop of the noodles, coated generously in rich tangy sauce and minced beef, meant every bite was perfectly covered. The slurp, the gulp, the stained cheeks, the crunch of spring onions. A sensory masterclass. Every taste bud covered. The kind of meal where you could be drunk. Taste dialled up, eyes staring into nothing, no words, just slurping it down.

Then the goldmine. Still hungry? No need to fear. You get topped up with rice. Warm sticky rice, dropped into the bowl still slick with that thick, salty sauce. Mix it all together and you’ve got an incredible palate cleanser. Bowl left clean. Like a dog licking the leftovers off a plate.
The dumplings turned up annoyingly late and didn’t taste anywhere near the soba and rice. A let down, and it left a slightly flatter taste in my mouth on the way out. So, for future readers and restaurant goers, this spot is for the mazesoba and nothing else. Quick stop, clean the bowl, out you leave. Thirty minutes max. Satisfied and content with what you’ve just eaten.














